Sarah Mortem, the loud, potty mouthed, guitar-loving freak of Toledo, Ohio, has a small run in with one of the world's most known men, even though she is unaware. Though, even if she knew, would this stop her from falling off the bridge of love for this man okay, I wrote this in a shot period of time and didn't check it and the summary was written in ten seconds...im lazy. please feel free to comment my mistakes note: im slightly in love with fifty shades, and the character Sarah uses a lot of british slang because she has a slight obsession for the country. warning...lots of curse words sorry I love you all