Some Schizo's Wretched Ideas (REAL) ((GONE WRONG)) (((WHAT)))

I have ideas, ideas I think have potential.

PROBLEM: I suck eggs at writing people, comically so.

SOLUTION: This collection of possible memetic hazards, presented for your viewing displeasure in the hopes that somebody who can write people decides to run with them.

There will not be any connecting themes outside the ones in my own brain, there will not be any standard of quality, these WILL BE a stream of consciousness sort of thing because I want to contaminate your mind with them.

Adopt these plotbunnies/ideas/possible cognitohazards if they strike your fancy. All I ask is that you drop me a message so I can read what you've done with them.

Unless it's lemon-scented, I don't much care for lemons personally so don't tell me if they end up lemon-scented.

Fandom boundaries will not stop me.