It started with my bladder. I didn't mean to witness a shady deal in the restroom hallway. I didn't think twice when I called the cops. And I certainly didn't know who the club belonged to. Lauren Jauregui. Former mafia Queen.. New York's most scary Asshole. When she shows up at my college, looking for the girl who called the cops on her business, I know I'm as good as dead. What I don't expect is her offer-she'll pay my tuition and set me up with a cushy job after I graduate. All I have to do is... be her fake fiancée.