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The Art of Cussing, by Harry James Potter

SarahBringuierVantas

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Reads 226
Votes 1
Parts 26
Time 12m

SarahBringuierVantas

crackfic dracomalfoy ginnyweasley harrypotter hermionegranger luciusmalfoy ronweasley snape voldemort

This was inspired by a short one of my besties sent me and it had me DYING. I just had to write that book. It's pretty much if the characters of the books were allowed to swear/cuss. This book will be on crack I'm telling you.Creative Commons (CC) Attribution

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𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐄𝐅║𝐉𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒 𝐏𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 by banana-bia

━━━ 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐄𝐅 | ❝𝗒𝗈𝗎'𝗏𝖾 𝗍𝖺𝗄𝖾𝗇 𝗆𝗒 𝗁𝖾𝖺𝗋𝗍, 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝗆𝗒 𝗅𝖺𝗌𝗍 𝗇𝖺𝗆𝖾 𝖺𝗌 𝗐𝖾𝗅𝗅?❞ ▬▬▬▬ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ *:･･ﾟ 𝗶𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵: 𝗃𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝗉𝗈𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝖼𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗍𝖾𝗌 𝗆𝗂𝗌𝖼𝗁𝗂𝖾𝖿 𝗍𝗈 𝗀𝖾𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗀𝗂𝗋𝗅 𝗁𝖾 𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗌. 𝗆𝖺𝗋𝖺𝗎𝖽𝖾𝗋'𝗌 𝖾𝗋𝖺 𝗃𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝗉𝗈𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋 × 𝗈𝖼 ©𝖺𝖼𝖼𝗂𝗈𝗒𝗎𝖾 𝟤𝟢𝟤1

Granger to Riddle by queenbellatrixx

Hermione. Riddle? {full description inside} {all rights to the amazing j.k. rowling} {warning: wrote this many years ago so it doesn't really make much sense & is a lil cringey, feel free to read it but check my profile for a new, (different enough that i'd recommend reading it even if you've already read this one) edited version that i'm in the process of writing}

𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐢'𝐯𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐝 | sirius black & remus lupin by bookishbichon

𝒾 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊, 𝓂𝑜𝓇𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓃 𝒾 𝓀𝓃𝑒𝓌 𝒾 𝒸𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹 𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝓈𝑜𝓂𝑒𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝒾 𝑔𝑜𝓉 𝒾𝓉 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓈𝑜 𝒹𝑒𝑒𝓅, 𝒾 𝒸𝒶𝓃 𝒷𝒶𝓇𝑒𝓁𝓎 𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓃 𝒷𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒾𝒻 𝒾 𝓃𝑒𝑒𝒹 𝒶 𝓈𝒽𝑒𝓁𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝒻𝓇𝑜𝓂 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓈𝓉𝑜𝓇𝓂 ✧✧✧ "𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐦𝐞? 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐲?" "𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐨𝐥𝐟 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐬𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐠." "𝐢 𝐚𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐬𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐲!" "𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐞. 𝐚 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐭𝐲." ✧✧✧ Lovella Granger hadn't planned to fall in love under the mentorship of the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor. Or with the stray she had befriended on the campus grounds. { currently 100k+ words } --- *throuple* ^don't like it, don't read it, thanks 🫶 [begins prisoner of azkaban, AU where voldemort died in first wizarding war]

Cassiopeia Weasley by RALWrites2

"Cassiopeia Lynx Weasley. I thought you were dead seeing as you were born premature. But you are a (?????????) and best friend of (?????) . So I won't hurt you just hand me the stone. You know where it is give it now... Did your parents not tell you? You are a recantation. You were dying until Lily Potter died when I killed her. You did a 180 because of her spirit latching on. If I hadn't killed her you would have died. So in a way you owe me for your life." I don't owe you anything and I never will Voldemort.

Beyond us by starayrin

Hi. this is the very first time that I had written something like this 'a fiction'. feel free to tell me if there are anything wrong or the ideas you have about what's gonna happen later in the story. that's all. hope you enjoy

Harry Potter One Shot And Imagine Book by Weasleyofmagic

⚠️ , swearing, death, and suicide 🔅Happy, sad, imagines and preferences🔅 (all stories are from Tumblr)

See You Again by TBLOUISE

𝘈𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘢 𝘗𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘢 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘴... 𝘪𝘧 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘪𝘥 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘵! !!𝐈 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐏𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬!! (𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧, 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭. 𝐄𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐞𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞.) ♡ 𝘉𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘺 𝘊𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘑𝘳 𝘟 𝘈𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘢 𝘗𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 ♡ *EDITING*

Ron weasley took my heart with a spell by __jellybean_13

Okay this story started off as a Ron one. Bare with me here this is the first fanfic I've ever wrote and well the grammar spelling and like shit is wrong. So im going to write a new one. This is the first of many. This is love with Ron. In the next book he will end up with lavender eww right. Well please read.

𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙜𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙧 by winstonmalfoy34

ꜰɪɴᴀʟ ʙᴏᴏᴋ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡɪɴꜱᴛᴏɴᴍᴀʟꜰᴏʏ34 ᴅʀᴀᴄᴏ ᴍᴀʟꜰᴏʏ ᴛʀɪʟᴏɢʏ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ʙᴏᴏᴋ 𝙢𝙚𝙚𝙩 𝙢𝙚 𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙤𝙢𝙮 𝙩𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙧 ꜱᴇᴄᴏɴᴅ ʙᴏᴏᴋ 𝙞'𝙡𝙡 𝙜𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙖𝙧 ˡᵒʷᵉʳᶜᵃˢᵉ ⁱⁿᵗᵉⁿᵈᵉᵈ

𝓼𝓾𝓷𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 {𝓭. 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓯𝓸𝔂} by shiggyyyy

-✼- 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘯𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦, 𝘮𝘺 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘯𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦. 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘮𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺, 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘺. 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘳, 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘐 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶. 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘯𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺. -✼- warnings: -cussing -slight ooc -lowercase intended -will NOT be exactly like original plot -✼- 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝: 𝟖/𝟐𝟖/𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟎 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐝: 𝟗/𝟐𝟏/𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟎

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━━━ 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐄𝐅 | ❝𝗒𝗈𝗎'𝗏𝖾 𝗍𝖺𝗄𝖾𝗇 𝗆𝗒 𝗁𝖾𝖺𝗋𝗍, 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝗆𝗒 𝗅𝖺𝗌𝗍 𝗇𝖺𝗆𝖾 𝖺𝗌 𝗐𝖾𝗅𝗅?❞ ▬▬▬▬ :･ﾟ✧:･ﾟ✧ *:･･ﾟ 𝗶𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵: 𝗃𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝗉𝗈𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝖼𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗍𝖾𝗌 𝗆𝗂𝗌𝖼𝗁𝗂𝖾𝖿 𝗍𝗈 𝗀𝖾𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗀𝗂𝗋𝗅 𝗁𝖾 𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗌. 𝗆𝖺𝗋𝖺𝗎𝖽𝖾𝗋'𝗌 𝖾𝗋𝖺 𝗃𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝗉𝗈𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋 × 𝗈𝖼 ©𝖺𝖼𝖼𝗂𝗈𝗒𝗎𝖾 𝟤𝟢𝟤1