♥Hetalia Randomness♥
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Last published Fri, Apr 17, 2015
Once Upon A- *coughs* *hacks* -brings a hand up- Hold on! -drinks a sprite- Otay ^^!!
This story is bout randomness and drama shit!!!!
Like people on crack! I'm talking about chu Batman!!! *sees Batman in the background*
Yet this story is about a girl and her twerky friends going through a messed up portal to another dimension while drunk... Hay I said no hatin!!
And also get tissues out this randomness causes nosebleeds!! ^^By shaking of Spain's booty and Japan's yaoi and Yuri fetish... how do I know?... no comment..
This is my first story please no hating, Cause nobody likez a hater!
But leave a comment, like, or luv? I would luv some help also! If you don't mind! ^-^
And as I always say-
Prussia: *hips thrust viciously* FRAUQ HER IN ZHE PUSSY!!! *runs off.. naked*
Me: PRUSSIA GET YO DRUNK-WASTED-ASS OVER HERE!!!
But yet as I always say Keep Calm and Nerd On! :) And I'm not crazy I'm bipolar ;)
*runs after a certain perverted Prussian* I DO NOT OWN HETALIA EXCEPT MY OCS!!
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