The Trash's Guide to Rewriting a Parallel World
5 parts Ongoing "I ABHOR YOU TO DEATH, YOU BASTARD GOD OF DEATH! WAIT FOR ME!!!! I WILL DEFINITELY KILL YOU WITH MY OWN TWO HANDS! I'LL BEAT YOU UP, SKIN YOU ALIVE, POUR RON'S LEMON TEA ON YOU, DUMP YOU BASTARD GOD OF DEATH ON SALT, ROAST YOU IN THE SUN FOR A YEAR, AND FINALLY DUMP YOU IN A POT OF BOILING OIL AND FEED YOU TO THE VULTURES!! GOT THAT, YOU FUCKING BASTARD GOD OF DEATH!"
He screams like a lunatic while crying for his good ol'beloved slacker life.
Cale has to become White Star to save the parallel worlds.
Why should I become that tasteless bastard?