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doktor gençkurgu gençlik gençyetişkin komik macera mizah romantizm

Yavaş adımlarla kimin etrafında toplandıklarını anlamak için kalabalığa doğru yaklaştım. O çokbilmiş sesi duyduğumda kafamdan aşağı kaynar sular boşaldı. Bilmiş ses tonuna bir tutam da egoistlik eklenmiş muhabirlere birşeyler anlatıyordu.
"... tabi gıda tüketimini sağlıklı bir boyuta taşımak için hazırladığımız bu projenin çok ses getireceğine inanıyoruz. İnsanlara örnek olacak bu proje kısa süre içinde kalp damar hastalıklarına neden olan yağlı yemek tüketimini azaltacak ve tıp alanında önemli bir yer kaplayacak."
Manyak adam gerçekten sağlıklı yemeklerle kafayı bozmuştu. Şimdi sen görürsün benimle uğraşmak neymiş. 
Elimde buruşturduğum fişi açtım ve yanına giderek elimi omzuna koydum. Boyu fazla uzun olduğu için parmak uçlarına kalkmak zorunda kalmıştım. Minik bir hesaplama hatası. Bozmadan gülümseyerek elimi koluna indirdim. 
"Ödedim hesabı tatlım hadi gidelim. İddiayı kaybettim diye yedi hamburger de yenmez ki," dedim yediyi vurgulayarak. Beni yanında görünce gözleri şaşkınlıkla açıldı. Şaşkınlığın yerini kısa sürede sinir aldığını elimin altındaki gerilen kol kaslarından anlamıştım. 
Ama umrumda mıydı?
 Hayır. 
Fişi kameraların göreceği bir açıyla tutarak "Yanlış anlama parasında değilim de miden bozulur diye... Aaa muhabirler var, böldüm mü?" dedim sahte bir şaşkınlıkla. " Kusura bakmayın dalgınlığıma geldi. Bu kısmı yayınlamayın sakın. Neyse siz devam edin. Ben seni hemen şurada bekliyorum." dedim sinsi bir sırıtmayla. Üstüne bir de göz kırptığımda sinirden kıpkırmızı oldu. 
Kudur.
Çok bilmişi muhabirlerin yanında bırakarak oradan koşarak uzaklaştım. Burada her an beni öldüre bilirdi.
Hanedanı Ali Feride ile uğraşan herkes bir gün bunun hesabını verecek.All Rights Reserved

doktor gençkurgu gençlik gençyetişkin komik macera mizah romantizm

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