The Immortal and the Detective
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Last published Thu, Apr 16, 2026
"You know you can't just run from your job, right?"
"SHUT UP!"
The fun story of an Immortal who is posing as a human and a detective who is a farmers son that is gullible.
Ps the detective doesn't know that the Immortal is Immortal.
"What kind of meat is that?"
"Pork." 'Human flesh.'
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