Dumbasses of Delmar Season 1: "LOCKDOWN"
GizzyGreggarious
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GizzyGreggarious
Complete, First published Apr 26, 2024
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Following Hearts of Delmar 2, The loveable dumbasses of Delmar M44 are back for a freeform miniseries, and doing great...right up until all hell breaks loose as usual. 

Paradise is shattered yet again, proving maybe this place isn't so perfect after all, when a cargo ship accidentally brings a wave of rapidly reproducing alien bugs with a neurotoxin bite and a bloodlust for organic flesh. The only solution is a full lockdown, confinement to homes in a zombie-apocalype style sleepover, which (as we know with all government lockdowns) only lasts about 2 weeks tops and should go back to normal after that. 


So what could go wrong putting a bunch of diverse aliens idiots in a house locked down like a sealed jar, containing 2 giant testosterone and drug fueled titan ex-mortal enemies dating the same woman, several pairs of sexually frustrated extroverts, a mentally deranged sexbot, overridden with a therapy robot program, who's now hacked with an overlord with a god complex, an assassin with an itchy trigger finger, a pair of rival clones, a nudist mermaid and an adorably destructive 90 pound reptile? 
	Surely things like toxic masculine competition, general isolation insanity, buried feelings, rampant infidelity, and killing sprees would never happen...right?


	Spoilers: They do.
	They do happen, and it's funny as shit. 
	Welcome to Delmar.
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Altered: Win and Team

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"I wanted to remind him of the night we cleared things out. He has all the right to fear especially that we're deviating from the norm. But what is really considered normal? Men before us were in this kind of relationship already. The Romans knew about it. What changed that made our situation different from before? Society has a way of being funny. Evolution has a play in this part. Homosapiens eliminated their previous counterparts in fear of extinction. Not knowing that they were the product of the latter. I wondered who spread this way of thinking about same sex relationships. I'm not quiet sure it was religion. Could it be the opposite sex? In fear that reproduction can be halted? Or could it be a propaganda by a corporation who feared that there would be fewer consumers of their product due to our preferences. We can only wonder." -Phawin We know Dean and Pharm had made a promise to live together after both graduates and get married in New York. We know Del and Alex, as well as, Manaow and Pruk got together. But how about Win and Team? What will become of them after? What's their plan? What does the future have in store? Do they have a plan or would they keep on just whinging it. Ever wondered what happened between them? Between us? Let's try and look into the possibilities.. How do you move on? Are you able? Where you able? If you don't want to get hurt, If you don't want to ruin yourself, Even a little further.. Please move on. But if you dare and wanted to know, Then continue. But, remember - I warned you. If you ship Win and Team and waiting for Between Us The Series to come out and Hemp Rope to finish, you may try and take a chance on this alternative universe. Chapters with *bunny ears* are my chapter babies that contains 'easter eggs'. 😉 Leave a star for your favorite chapter and leave some comments that we can gossip about. 🌟 ❤️ Credits to the original owner of the characters. Simply Fan Fiction.

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