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Dumbasses of Delmar Season 1: "LOCKDOWN"

GizzyGreggarious

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GizzyGreggarious

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Following Hearts of Delmar 2, The loveable dumbasses of Delmar M44 are back for a freeform miniseries, and doing great...right up until all hell breaks loose as usual. 

Paradise is shattered yet again, proving maybe this place isn't so perfect after all, when a cargo ship accidentally brings a wave of rapidly reproducing alien bugs with a neurotoxin bite and a bloodlust for organic flesh. The only solution is a full lockdown, confinement to homes in a zombie-apocalype style sleepover, which (as we know with all government lockdowns) only lasts about 2 weeks tops and should go back to normal after that. 


So what could go wrong putting a bunch of diverse aliens idiots in a house locked down like a sealed jar, containing 2 giant testosterone and drug fueled titan ex-mortal enemies dating the same woman, several pairs of sexually frustrated extroverts, a mentally deranged sexbot, overridden with a therapy robot program, who's now hacked with an overlord with a god complex, an assassin with an itchy trigger finger, a pair of rival clones, a nudist mermaid and an adorably destructive 90 pound reptile? 
	Surely things like toxic masculine competition, general isolation insanity, buried feelings, rampant infidelity, and killing sprees would never happen...right?


	Spoilers: They do.
	They do happen, and it's funny as shit. 
	Welcome to Delmar.All Rights Reserved

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Hearts of Delmar 2... ( 2 many Nicoles) by GizzyGreggarious

Now deeply in love and happily ever-uh, happily ever for about 2 months...Vinn and Nicole's marriage has truly blossomed. With Kraken dead and the new laws in place, Delmar M44 is a heaven on moon. Well...except most of that. Nicole wakes up tied to a chair staring down the snout of a very not-dead Kraken with a hell of a resurrection story proving that in a world where cloning technology exists, nobody is truly dead if someone wealthy enough wants you back, but despite Osirian and human cloning being an exact science, it seems there are some unforeseen problems with the mixed species clones. A zombie Kraken with an Evil Nicole by his side threatens and blackmails Vinn and other Nicole, as politics rears its ugly head again, finding that the laws are still very much broken on this little moon. An undead monster struggles with the question of "if he has a soul", and can he change who he was, while Stockholm syndrome comes out to play. Nicole has to face her deepest fear, her literal cloned self who's inexplicably banging the monster they spent all of book 1 killing, and the only solution is that someone has to sacrifice their life for the good of the others, and this time they have to fight a god to do it. Ancient evil rises to shows it's true form, a corrupt shadow government breaks down, the gods cannot help you anymore, and Nicole once again faces a unique problem...what the hell to do with the other Nicole. Evil doppelganger, lost soul just trying to fit in, or the only friend who truly understands her? The only way to find out, is to trust and turn her back, hoping not to have it stabbed by herself.

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