Toss Away

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I hate all of these prissy rich kids. I wish I could knock some sense into them but I'd get suspended and I kinda like school. Living on the street didn't give me a ton of time to study or nothing but I do like going down to the library. Juniper is still pretty upset about moving in with our old man. I'm just surprised it took them this long to find us. Mom bailed when Juni was 2. I was so pissed at her. But without her heroine addiction bring us down I was able to grab some awesome cash. But stealing chow from Kum & Go is still the easiest way to get food. Oh and the old man has 2 brats plus me and Juni. I kinda like his wife though. She seems nice. Had someone told me just a day ago that we were gonna have to live with my dad again... Man I'd shot them.All Rights Reserved

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