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Last published Sun, Apr 20, 2025
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What if we took a bunch of immature kids and put them in the most fucked up scenarios? well! you get HUMILITY the greatest/stupidest story known to man about my friends going on whacky adventures with a concerning lack of HUMILITY
the dogshit writer-Alphonse
the really good editor/proof reader-Ewan
based on Daybreaker
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