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ignore the title it doesnt have anything to do with the story i love them 😭
based on this prompt: The customer gets back at the barista misspelling their name on their cup by pronouncing their name in increasingly ridiculous ways. The barista retorts with an even more ridiculous spelling and things just escalate. (got from https://perchance.org/trope-generator)
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