An Ode to my Dinner, which was so untimely cremated
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Complete Sat, Apr 27, 2024<5 mins
no woe is so completely indescribable as when you have lost your succulent, dearly beloved roast chicken to the sweltering embrace of flame.
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What happens after the Snow Queen is defeated? OR You ever see those cheesy TV shows where someone manages to screw up the simplest task so extraordinarily that part of you laughs and the other part cringes? Where the young comedic relief is trying to make a bowl of cereal but everything spills onto the kitchen table, for instance. Or that bit in the first episode of Brooklyn 99 where Boyle drops his muffin on the floor and simultaneously steps on it and hits his head on the counter whilst trying to pick it up. Got that image in your brain? Yeah, that's pretty much what's happening here. (Except none of this is funny and Andy Samberg isn't anywhere nearby to save me and I really, really want to go home right about now.)
My Hearbeat.
My Attempt at slight teacherXstudent low-key extra or how they fell inlove with eachother.
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╰ ༶ 𝗠𝗬 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗢 𝗔𝗖𝗔𝗗𝗘𝗠𝗜𝗔 ༶ ╮ 𝘼𝙛𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙝, 𝙩𝙤𝙗𝙞𝙧𝙖𝙢𝙖 𝙚𝙭𝙥𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚 𝙜𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙗𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙖𝙛𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚, 𝙝𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧, 𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙝𝙞𝙢𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛 𝙞𝙣 𝙖 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙖𝙗𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙤𝙨 ₊·͟͟͟͟͟͟͞͞͞͞͞͞➳❥ 𝗧𝗢𝗕𝗜𝗥𝗔𝗠𝗔 𝗦𝗘𝗡𝗝𝗨, "𝙞 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚 𝙢𝙮 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙤𝙣 𝙖 𝙬𝙚𝙖𝙠 𝙗𝙪𝙣𝙘𝙝 𝙤𝙛 𝙠𝙞𝙙𝙨." •*⁀➷ 𝗳𝗹𝘂𝗳𝗳, 𝘀𝘄𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝗶𝗹𝗲𝗿𝘀 ➪ 𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙜 ➪ 𝙨𝙡𝙤𝙬 𝙪𝙥𝙙𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙨 𑁍 𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐧𝐞: 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒅 𑁍 𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐰𝐨: 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒅 𑁍 𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞: 𝒐𝒏𝒈𝒐𝒊𝒏𝒈 ﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏ ╭─ 𝗠𝘆 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗼 𝗮𝗰𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗺𝗶𝗮 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗻𝗮𝗿𝘂𝘁𝗼 𝗱𝗼 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗯𝗲𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗲, 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗯𝗲𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗸𝗼̄𝗵𝗲𝗶 𝗵𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗸𝗼𝘀𝗵𝗶 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗮𝘀𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗶 𝗸𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗺𝗼𝘁𝗼 ─╯
Try my bowls!(jack x fem reader)
This is x fem reader but you can change the pronouns if you'd like, also why do people still read this
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〈 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗟𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗗 〉 ❝𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙙... when two of class a's most notoriously competitive students play a game of chicken, what starts as a fun game turns into something more raw and emotional ... 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙜𝙤𝙣𝙣𝙖 𝙙𝙤 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙞𝙩 ❞Complete
How it Happened
So, I'm kinda clumsy. I tripped when I walked across the stage to receive my high school diploma, knocked down a ladder that was supporting my dad, and sneezed into a wall. Yup, you read that right. I sneezed myself into a wall. So maybe I am a walking train-wreck trapped in a lanky twenty-two-year-old girl's body. At least my family loves me-tolerates me might be a better way of phrasing it-but even with my clumsiness I'm still able to get by with minimal craziness and just a whole lot of embarrassment. A whole lot. That is until the fateful September day I find myself chasing a chicken into a wedding cake. My sister's wedding cake. . . on her wedding day. . . in the middle of the reception. . . in front of two hundred other guests. I've got a new number one on my list of embarrassing moments, but this time I swear it wasn't my fault. I blame that chicken, my grandma, and the stupid bowtie she put on it, probably hoping to marry me off, so she can have the best man all to herself. Okay, fine, so maybe it was totally my fault, but. . . This is how it happened ©2018 ℓαℓαℓαℓαwritingComplete
idk i just wrote this for fun so read it its so yum yum ❤️-fluff 💛-angst/sad 💜-smut😝 💚-other request me things pls slow updates‼️
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