Jokes and come backs
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Last published Fri, Sep 23, 2016
When ur arguing with a dude......
Being a dick won't make yours any bigger!!!!!
When ur arguing with a girl.......
Getting in an argument with u is like gitting arrested. Anything I say can and will be used against me!!
*** I DO NOT OWN ALL OF THESE. THESE THESE ARE JUST STUFF THAT I HAVE FOUND AMUSING AND POSTED.
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