COMEDY | Enzo St.John

𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐆𝐄𝐃𝐘
𝐓𝐎 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐃𝐘
╰┈➤ ❝ So nerd girl is your
modern era teacher.
What'd she teach you so far? ❞

❝ I know about
Beethoven, ❞

❝ Really you know
classical music? ❞

❝...I thought we were
talking about the dog? ❞

𝐒𝐍𝐄𝐀𝐊 𝐏𝐄𝐄𝐊 | "You know, typically I'm a pacifist. But I'm gonna put the fist in pacifist," Juliet rambled, before slapping him across the face. His head snapping to the side in shock.

"I thought you were gonna punch me?"

Another strike to the face.

"Don't question me," She snapped. A punch finally hits him, quickly knocking him out.

He falls back comically slow, his eyes rolling into the back of his head. Juliet rapidly brought her hands to her mouth. "Shit. I just knocked out my boss,"

"Well I think my rescue was executed perfectly... if you forget about all the parts where it went horrifically wrong," Enzo chimed in, unhelpfully.

She scowled at him, still upset about him tying her shoe laces together while they were escaping cause '𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘺.'

❕ 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐓 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 ❕

❝ Look I hate you and you hate me. But you don't know modern life well enough yet to go off galavanting on your own and I need you, well cause, I like when you beat up Damon. Besides I can help you locate the rest of the Whitemore community that cleared out, ❞

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Started : 4/26/24
Re-Written : 6/21/24
Published : 7/24/24
Finished : ❔