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Last published Thu, Feb 19, 2026
An adaptation of Bertha's 13 episodes but with swearing, British slang and a TON of unhinged mess. This is what happens when a fanfic writer has too many ideas and coffee.
TW: swearing and all sorts of unhinged stuff
Note: this book is NOT canon to Bertha as this book is only for fun. It is also not made to offend anyone or anything.
BERTHA IS OWNED BY WOODLAND ANIMATIONS/DREAMWORKS
ART AND COVER IS DONE BY ME
All Rights Reserved
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