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Flyingpotato1234

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1980s 1985 80s adaptation bbc bbcchildrens bertha berthaisbest berthamachine best british cartoon company crazy factory fanfic fanfiction ivorwood machine robot robots roykinnear swearing unhinged

An adaptation of Bertha's 13 episodes but with swearing, British slang and a TON of unhinged mess. This is what happens when a fanfic writer has too many ideas and coffee. 

TW: swearing and all sorts of unhinged stuff

Note: this book is NOT canon to Bertha as this book is only for fun. It is also not made to offend anyone or anything.

BERTHA IS OWNED BY WOODLAND ANIMATIONS/DREAMWORKS
ART AND COVER IS DONE BY MEAll Rights Reserved

1980s 1985 80s adaptation bbc bbcchildrens bertha berthaisbest berthamachine best british cartoon company crazy factory fanfic fanfiction ivorwood machine robot robots roykinnear swearing unhinged

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The taste of cherries - [ William Afton x Reader ] by IMDEADKILLMEPLS

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The Traitor and The Communist by Therandomistnerd

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Darned to Heck by inglenooksoot

****COMPLETED**** ~ Every movement of his lips against mine seemed to scold me, how dare I try to run away, how dare I even think of it? My hand found its way to his hair and I grabbed hold of it tightly, how dare he try to stop me? ~ Bratty teenager Allie Jones was used to a life of normality, wake up, go to school, get detention, go home. That was until a freak car accident sends her straight to the depths of hell. Surrounded by demons for the rest of eternity, she discovers a hidden power that was supposed to have been wiped out millennia ago in a war that destroyed everything. A power that threatens the very order of existence between the underworld and heaven. And it isn't long before the Angels find out. (Swear warning, mature content ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )

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She never really thought her life in Highschool would never change and be treated as the lowest kind of human life because she was a maid and everyone knew that. Her boss made sure of that fact. He mistreated her so much and humiliated her in front of the other students. And honestly both of them wanted to tear each others head apart and brawl like two pairs of angry wolves. But what they didn't expect was some of their friends had already planned to interfere and make the two realize something both of them didn't even consider ever since they first met....