Deadpool, a student at UA High, finally gets a taste of sweet, sweet summer break. But just as he's about to kick back and relax, BAM! A mountain of homework lands on his plate. So, what happens now when he crashes into S.H.I.E.L.D.'s place uninvited? And what happens when every passing day, it's like he's stumbling into a new Marvel adventure, almost as if this fic were a series of wild one-shots? Find out now before you eat your next egg! Now seriously though, if you eat an egg before reading this. I will find you. === Cover art by me :]