Firewhiskey

(A drarry oneshot)

In which Harry Potter, The Boy Who Lived Twice, finds himself in the Room Of Requirment for an eighth year party.

In which, as it happens, a certain ferret, who has apologized for his stint as a death eater and successfully re-integrated into Hogwarts, is at this party as well.

In which the eighth years are getting remarkably tired of all the unresolved sexual tension, and decide to do something about it.

In which Harry has gotten rather inebriated.

One can only guess at what will happen.