Breaking Baghdad
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Last published Sun, May 5, 2024
Ever since 2020, Gus Fring has been struggling desperately to make enough profits from his business outlets in order to survive in Joe Biden's America, now he is forced to steer his drug empire in a new direction. To save his lovely Mexicanos, Gus has sent Walter and the gang to the second most chaotic place in the known universe to boost the expansion of his territory.
Little do they know, the nation of Iraq has something in store for them that is far more wild than all of Jesse's trips combined. Things are about to get weird...
WARNING: CONTAINS DARK HUMOR
(Either don't take it seriously or don't read it at all)
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