How NOT to be a mother in a doomed story (Oc story)

[AU] What happens when one simple overworked goofball of a girl from our world its tossed into a magical world of gods and legends? Chaos. What happens when she wears the skin of one of the worst individuals to ever live and its forced to go through a doomed canon storyline? Absolute chaos. She may as-well go down to hell singing in a tea-pot. (Oc takes the place of Crucabena).