I'm Just An Ordinary Guy! Nothing Else! [Scott Pilgrim X Male Reader]

You've been doing all right for the past couple of years.

You have great friends. You're pretty good at your living situation. No drama. No nothing. No anything.

But what if I said all of that bullshit to get your attention?

Come and kiss my ass as you go on to get the most bullshits of the bullshits!

You'll stick around with a dick up in your ass!