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Last published Thu, Jan 30, 2025
O apocalipse veio, destruiu tudo... e agora? Agora todo mundo segue a vida, oras. Humanos, demônios, monstros e outras criaturas bizarras finalmente vivem em paz, enfrentando os verdadeiros desafios da vida adulta: pagar contas, aguentar chefes insuportáveis e sobreviver a filas intermináveis no fast-food.
Hella Belzara, filha do temido rei do inferno, poderia ter tudo de mão beijada, mas prefere se virar sozinha - mesmo que isso signifique fritar hambúrgueres e lidar com clientes infernais (literalmente). Entre dividir o aluguel com a melhor amiga, procurar um emprego decente e manter seu namoro com um humano que trabalha num centro de ajuda, Hella descobre que o verdadeiro inferno não está abaixo da terra... está no mercado de trabalho.
Mas quando o centro de ajuda começa a receber clientes sobrenaturais, tudo sai do controle. Vampiros ansiosos, fantasmas com traumas do passado e lobisomens em crise existencial fazem parte da nova rotina de seu namorado. E como se isso não bastasse, seu pai decide que talvez seja hora de Hella assumir um pouco mais de responsabilidade infernal.
Afinal, manter o equilíbrio entre o mundo dos vivos e dos mortos não pode ser tão difícil assim... certo?
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🚨A HISTÓRIA É DE COMÉDIA, E É UM SPIN OFF ( histórias diferentes em cada capitulo.
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