Stan and Kyle have been best friends since forever. Or that's what everyone says 'cause nobody remembers exactly when the two boys became inseparable. Though their sophomore year is getting close to an end the chaos simply has no end. I mean... it's highschool... in South Park. Of course on top of that everyone has their own personal chaos to deal with too. Stan's dad died this month last year, Kyle has a crush on his best friend, Butters parents suck, Kenny's poor AND his parents suck, and then Cartman... well he's just an asshat. Even with such little time left in the school year a wild amount of drama can still occur. Kyle is just happy he has Stan and vice versa. I mean they'll always have each other... right? Nothing could separate them... surely. ... (!) TW for the following (!) Alcohol abuse Swearing Mention of suicide Mention of death Mention of self-harm Self-harm Vomit (Light) Homophobia Sexual Innuendos ... Hello! As you read this I want you to keep in mind that I'm a young writer and that this is fan fiction. I will try my best to have good grammar, spelling, etc. but mistakes happen. *cought cough* auto correct, typos, human error *cough cough* Just (politely) point out my mistake and I'll go back and fix it. Also they're all 15-16 in this book. This isn't following any sort of timeline for the show so also keep that in mind. Enjoy!