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Oops, My Boyfriend

NebulaGrimblewix

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Reads 7
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Parts 29
Time 1h 37m

NebulaGrimblewix

21st century early humor student university

One's a dating disaster; the other, a notorious heartbreaker nicknamed "Smooch Machine." How will their odd romance unfold?

I teased Max, "You know, you really need to up your boyfriend game, or I might just have to find a new Mr. Right."
Max grinned, unfazed, "Let's be honest-you're not exactly a cover model, you're about as sharp as a marble, and you're more couch potato than go-getter. You get cereal mixed up with soup, and when push comes to shove, you're more likely to trip over your own feet. Really think there's a line of suitors out there?"
I stopped for a moment. He was making sense.
He flashed a cheeky smile, "I adore you, quirks and all. But seriously, who else is gonna put up with your brand of crazy? You're kinda stuck with me. Cool with that?"
I latched onto the 'adore' part and nodded with glee.
Only later did I realize that my whole plan to set things straight had turned upside down.All Rights Reserved

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The makeover cover

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I'm In Love With Me? cover

stars upon my face cover

Weird little Valentine cover

Can't Stand You cover

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The Boyfriend Games {Complete | Book One} cover

The makeover

"You know you still want me." he said cockily. "As if!" I yelled at him. "I must say, I like the new look." he all but smirked. ************************** Alex was the shy, quiet nerd that nobody talked to. Although, she was shy at school she was quit loud, crazy , and pretty sarcastic. She just thought that nobody at school was worth her time. Damien was your typical cocky jock. He had the girls, the 'followers', and he was the captain of the soccer team. Now, you're probably wondering how they both fit in to the story. Well, they used to date. It just didn't end well. So, Alex now hates Damien. For the reason that he stole her heart and that he is, as she put it, "an egotistical asshole". ============================= Ok. So this is my first story I don't know how it will turn out. So, please comment and tell me how you think it's going. Oh and mild language.