Jordan "CaptainSparklez" Maron is sick of everything. His goddess Ianite, his friend the Farmer Steve, his step-daughter Martha the Mystic, step-grandson Prince Andor and everyone else: Tom, Tucker, Sonja and James all put an insane amount of pressure on him, and he's sick of it. Everyone only really wants from him is his time and effort, and he turns to Dianite, and summons him. He joins Team Dianite and chaos ensue in the Realm of Ruxomar. - This is based on a prompt by the Tumblr user [omgitsyndicosparklington] and I'd appreciate you go to their blog and give them a hello :) I appreciate feedback, so go give me some :) Also, this is tagged as mature just in case.