My Poo-Poo Bear// Ed Sheeran

Once upon a time, lived a very sad Ed Sheeran in his castle on the hill. He was incredibly lonely and spent his days listening to country music while imagining a better life.

One day, come a magnificent girl named Ana-Leane. She was as sweet as vanilla, but as alpha as John Cena. Yet, she quickly became his beta... and his Poo-Poo Bear.