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Love vs Lust is the most highly anticipated and highly loved event of the year. 20 contestants test their loyalty for each other on a private island. Harry Twerking Potter decides to enter, but what happens when he realises his true love may not be his true love afterall? :O
This fic is entirely crack. Crack de fic if you will. Basically I just combined a bunch a different characters together from, like, everywhere. Please don't take this seriously, it is just to make you laugh!
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