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Your hot swatter.inc worker....

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Please note this is 100% satire made for a friend's OC based on BUGBO. This entire thing is meant to be a JOKE and mainly for my friend so i can get some possible money. 

YOUR HOT GAY MAN BUMPS INTO YOU IN THE HALLWAY...YOU...AS Y/N...IMMEDIATELY FALL HEADS OVER HEELS....AND OVER RAKES...HE FINDS IT CUTE...WILL YOU DATE HIM?? 😍😍All Rights Reserved

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Your First Day. (SPOILER: you're bad at living.)
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Your First Day. (SPOILER: you're bad at living.)
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