❀ 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑛𝑖𝑒 𝑠𝑝𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑟 "𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐟 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐞"

They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

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Short screenplay

- A thrilling adventure following a ragtag crew of notorious criminals on their quest for something 𝗻𝗲𝘄, tired of living in hiding from the judgemental society, they set out to find out the fabled "𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱", a hidden paradise. As they navigate a treacherous journey toward their mythical sanctuary, they confront their own tragic past and discover unexpected alliances. Their tale of transformation explores the boundaries of forgiveness. Will they find the freedom they seek, or will their pasts shatter their hopes for a new beginning? Is the "𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱" a hidden paradise? Or is it a hidden nightmare of anguish? [discontinued!] - under heavy construction 🚧

USA

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