"even after your last gas, we'll be together on earth."

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Thomas Edison left a mark on this word- a loud and deadly one. On his death bed, Thomas Edison had a large fart and it was preserved. This is that story. ALL CREDITS GO TO THE RAG CHEWERS GC. ESPECIALLY FAITH.All Rights Reserved

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