Jamilyn and My Massive Cock

Jamilyn is my best friend. And she has boyfriend drama (he's super ugly and toxic). And as her best friend, it's my job to find a solution. But she won't break up with him, no matter how much he makes her come crying into my arms. So I've devised a plan to make her fall in love with me and break up with that mullet-faced onion. I'm pretty much perfect. I mean, she's best friends with me so she obviously knows it. *hair flick* Anyways, that should make this whole thing a piece of cake. Except, it's not. It's more like a two tiered double fudge upside down monster cake. And the reason why? I don't have a penis, and onion does, and it's not that he has a good dick, it's simply that it's the only dick the poor thing's ever known. So, I'm getting plastic surgery. I know, I'm pretty awesome. *hair flick* Once I get my massive cock, I know she'll want to see it. And then, onion will go back to the raccoons. GIRL POWER!!!