Naruto is someone who has many secrets. By day he is weak, loud, obnoxious, and dead last academy dope. By night he was Commander Fox who was said to be the best anbu and intelligence operative in Konoha. When Naruto was three he met, befriended, and started training with the Kyuubi. After two years of training with Kyuubi when Naruto is 5, he joins Anbu. At the age of six Naruto made caption and at 8 he made second commander becoming the youngest to ever be made commander. When he entered the academy he put up the mask of a dead-last dope which he kept up until it was time to graduate. After the graduation exam, Naruto is put on team 10 instead of team 7.
Facades are an ordinary part of the Ninja world and Naruto has his own too. What if Naruto was very intelligent and hid it? What if he knew about his heritage? Let's join our No. 1 Most Unpredictable Ninja on his zoo ride and how he deals with stuff he shouldn't be dealing with at all. But he wouldn't be the most unpredictable ninja if he didn't, would he?