Not Gay Elevator (Wattpad edition)
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Bive and Split were hanging out..
Until tragedy struck and forced the regretevator gang to do horrific acts.
Reupload of another fanfic i made on a different site but with a few changes!!
Such as certain chapters being turned into one, The removal of minichapters and alot more detail on certain parts and stuff
but be warned...
The following crackfic contains..
Cannibalism
Animal harm
Divorce angst
Gay erasure
My little pony
Bugbo
Cults
Ghost and pals references
Past alcohol use and drugs
Red balls
An implied suicide joke
Implied shoplifting
Arson
Kidnapping
Murder
Encouragement of cannibalism
And etc.
While all of this is mostly played off for laughs. Im pretty sure some people are a bit sensitive to that stuff and i understand.
Be warned..
This is full of edgy humor and crack
no sex
but crack.
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