♚Ella
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"Have you seen Jasmine? The things I'd do to that girl..." "See, that's just disturbing." "Ursala's booty..." "Ursala as in the BBW octopus lady? Andrew, I think you have serious issues and it'll take way more than little 'ol me to help you get through these problems." ~A Dialogue only story~
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"Your resume says your main achievement is... finishing a rubber before losing it because you are awesome." "Yep!" "Your personality type says you are... sassy, hot and cool (more than anyone here) at the same time because you are awesome? That's a challenge." He smirked as he raised his perfect eyebrow. I nodded dumbly. And then I heard him mumbling," Never knew a Smurfs' T shirt was that hot with red pants..." "Your special education says... you were in Hogwarts?" His eyes opened wide. "Yo!" "And your interests says you want to go home and watch Ironman because you didn't want to apply for this job anyway and you are forced..." "You got me right boy!" I pointed at him with my finger. But then he said the three words I never expected to hear. "You're hired, hobo."

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