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A vantas' Shitty Guide To Romance

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]Karkat Vantas wasn't the kind of person to really know how to handle romances. Yes, he was a romance expert and the only one who really understood but when it came to actually being in a romantic relationship, he fumbled hard. Really hard. It was obvious: He fumbled with Terezi and Jade, he somehow even fucked up a kismesis relationship with John! How was that possible!?!? 

Until Karkat met Dave. 

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Or a fic that doesn't fully follow canon but about Karkat's shitty way of handling relationships.

OR OR! An AU where they're all on the meteor and Dave never got with Terezi but had a crush on her simply.All Rights Reserved

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The Blood I Spill for You by ClickyPens

Dave Strider has never liked the idea of owning a troll. Humanity's latest exotic pet turns into a must-have for the household by the time he's five, and he couldn't be more disturbed. But when Dave sees the unbeaten eyes of mutant blood at the market, does he really have a choice? Now with a life at the end of a leash, Dave has to face a whole new set of problems. Has our Cool Kid bitten off way more than he can chew? The story of an unlikely friendship formed from the cold ashes of the past and reaching for the stars. Follow the heart breaking, disturbing and beautiful story of Dave Strider and Karkat Vantas. Or A Homestuck AU where trolls are slaves to humans. The Condescension is galaxies away, humans conquered Alternia, and troll wrigglers are sent on ships as cargo, where they are "trained" on Earth and then sold. Warning: blood, nightmares, domestic abuse, etc. I don't wanna spoil it.

The Delicate Art of Living Off of Caffeine by TheLavenderNarwhal

Just a few years back, anyone could tell you that Dex Dizznee was going places; a genius in the ways of science and technology set to graduate a year ahead and coast through college like a breeze. No one excepted it when the teen seemed to have disappeared off the face of the Earth (or at least, the face of the school). His few friends wouldn't spill on where he went and Dex himself would rather die before giving his former classmates the story. He hardly knew how he got into this messy situation in the first place and it was still a mystery how it was keeping him and his siblings afloat. The question is, how will things continue when a particular mischievous, hair-conscious boy gets thrown into the fray? Ok, so we're doing a kotlc stripper AU because why the hell not? I've noticed that there's a shortage of long fics and spiciness in this ship's fanfic library, so I decided to fill that void. In all honesty, this thing is very self-indulgent and I just hope someone finds it entertaining as well.

A Life Made In A Movie. A Very Bad Movie [DAVEKAT] by iicantword2

Karkat Vantas. A very unpopular, short, and short-tempered troll. He tries desperately to make it through his first year in a human school, but with everyone still not fully accepting trolls added on with his so-called 'stupid' blood color, he can't find a single person who understands him, yet. Dave Strider. Maybe one of the most popular guys in the school. Nobody knows why he's always wearing those cool ironic shades of his, and most people want to find out. But Dave himself wants his eyes to stay hidden, and nobody else has ever seen them. He thinks that if anyone did, they would make fun of him and his good reputation would immediately disappear. The two, basically opposites, find that they actually might get along and relate to each other. But who knows what a simple sentence could do? (this is my second fanfic and the first homestuck one i've ever written so if the writing sucks don't judge! also none of the art is mine. ships included will most likely be johndave at the beginning, and throughout the fic theres gonna be erisol, rosemary, some jadenep, johndirk, and vrisrezi! if you don't like one or more of these ships deal with it.) (also both of the main sillies are trans if that changes anything. enjoy the fic!!!) (cover art by tgcg on tumblr)

An Unspoken Thing [Davekat] by TrashyDareFics

[Homestuck fanfic highschool au] Dave is tormented everyday at school, and at home it's worse with his bro. Karkat helps him and eventually they fall in love yadda yadda. Warning: there is some sad shit and touchy subjects. If you rlly like ur heart being torn apart, then this is the shit for you.

Zach Varmitech x Alessandra Swift by CreativeGenius22

Zach Varmitech, world renowned mega genius robotics inventor and arch rival of the animal loving Wild Kratts crew, has begun to question his history of defeat and loneliness, when suddenly an unexpected woman comes into his life. Making him feel emotions he's never felt before, Zach soon learns that this mystery woman is more than she first appeared. Can he see past her faults and conceive a real relationship with her? Will her big secret be too much for him to accept? Or perhaps the two can help each other in ways they never dreamed possible! *This fan fiction is based off the tv show Wild Kratts. All characters, locations, and inventions are from the show, with the exception of my OC Alessandra Swift. I hope you all enjoy! This is my first fan fiction, so let me know what you think!*

The Peacekeeper by KarkatVantabulous

[[BEFORE YOU READ: it's been years since this fic has been completed but I've recently begun a revisited/rewritten version of it on AO3 as well as here. Look for it on my page or here's the link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/44269315/chapters/111327910 ]] Karkat mysteriously gets thrown into a universe different than the one he was expecting. The worst part is he was alone. For six long years he's gone, his friends accepted the fact that he might be dead. Everyone's moved on. But suddenly, the same beam of light that took him away, brought him right back, but Karkat isn't the same. He might never be the same.

Seriously Ill Poetry (Davekat) by crystalline-baby

Karkat needs help in English class, and as it turns out, Dave Strider is all he's got. Typical. Fuck descriptions, just read it (please).

Saving a life by snowcone_234

Homestuck (humanstuck) fanfiction FINALLY COMPLETED ~~~ Two year old Nepeta just lost her father, she has no mother and nowhere to go. Enter Karkat Vantas, 21 year old hot head with a mouth to match. When Kanaya persuades Karkat to take on the responsibility of caring for Nepeta, his world gets turned upside down. With the help of his house mates the sarcastic Sollux Captor and lovable goofball Gamzee can he give Nepeta the family she desperately needs? ~~~ Thank you anyone and everyone who took the time to read this, I wrote this a long time ago and never finished it, but this time I'm here to stay until it's all done, so thank you to anyone who continues to read this from the first go around and thank you to any new readers for supporting me. I hope you enjoy! ~~~ Romantic Pairings: Kanaya x Rose Gamzee x Tavros Eridan x Feferi Sollux x Aradia John x Vriska Terezi x Dave

GFDI, Dave [ DaveKat ] by lcliita

Dave Strider, not your average normal kid. He seems to be a cool guy, gaining popularity quickly, but his secret is getting harder to sustain in the darkness of his shades and instincts. Karkat Vantas, just your low status ball of rage. He meets Dave after being called into the councilors office. Of course he despises having to "babysit" him the first few classes before an incident happened with the 1950's goons of Cronus Ampora. What will happen later on once the incident is solved, because Cronus had no partake in it? Will Dave be able to sustain his secret in the dark? Or will he be able to trust Karkat enough to tell him his secret? How will Karkat react to it if the secret is revealed?

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The Blood I Spill for You

Dave Strider has never liked the idea of owning a troll. Humanity's latest exotic pet turns into a must-have for the household by the time he's five, and he couldn't be more disturbed. But when Dave sees the unbeaten eyes of mutant blood at the market, does he really have a choice? Now with a life at the end of a leash, Dave has to face a whole new set of problems. Has our Cool Kid bitten off way more than he can chew? The story of an unlikely friendship formed from the cold ashes of the past and reaching for the stars. Follow the heart breaking, disturbing and beautiful story of Dave Strider and Karkat Vantas. Or A Homestuck AU where trolls are slaves to humans. The Condescension is galaxies away, humans conquered Alternia, and troll wrigglers are sent on ships as cargo, where they are "trained" on Earth and then sold. Warning: blood, nightmares, domestic abuse, etc. I don't wanna spoil it.