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OffshorePoet365

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comedy darkhumor drama dysfunctional family politics viral

Get ready for a rollercoaster ride with Nicole Harding, a flamboyant Z-List celebrity who is about to learn that fame comes at a cost. When a series of videos featuring her family's outrageous behavior go viral, Nicole is forced to confront the harsh realities of her impulsive nature. While her husband Richard urges her to return to a simple life, Nicole can't resist the lure of the limelight. Will she be able to strike a balance between fame and family, or will her reckless behavior destroy everything she holds dear? One thing's for sure - this is a story you won't want to miss!

*** MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY ***
Graphic Language, Violence, Mentions of Suicide and Domestic Violence, Drug Use, Smoking, Drinking

(Grammarly had to write the summary for me. I'm awful at advertising my work. LOL)

Hello,

This story is a passion project I've been developing for years, and I'm excited to share some parts with you. It's not formatted in any particular way, BUT I've felt the story will better lend itself to the screen, so it's ROUGHLY formatted to read like a script. As an amateur writer, my only revisions are made through Grammarly. I'm always striving to enhance my craft, and I'm genuinely interested in hearing any suggestions you might have! :3

Please enjoy!

Sincerely,
OFFSHOREPOET365All Rights Reserved

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