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OffshorePoet365

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comedy darkhumor drama dysfunctional family politics viral

Get ready for a rollercoaster ride with Nicole Harding, a flamboyant Z-List celebrity who is about to learn that fame comes at a cost. When a series of videos featuring her family's outrageous behavior go viral, Nicole is forced to confront the harsh realities of her impulsive nature. While her husband Richard urges her to return to a simple life, Nicole can't resist the lure of the limelight. Will she be able to strike a balance between fame and family, or will her reckless behavior destroy everything she holds dear? One thing's for sure - this is a story you won't want to miss!

*** MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY ***
Graphic Language, Violence, Mentions of Suicide and Domestic Violence, Drug Use, Smoking, Drinking

(Grammarly had to write the summary for me. I'm awful at advertising my work. LOL)

Hello,

This story is a passion project I've been developing for years, and I'm excited to share some parts with you. It's not formatted in any particular way, BUT I've felt the story will better lend itself to the screen, so it's ROUGHLY formatted to read like a script. As an amateur writer, my only revisions are made through Grammarly. I'm always striving to enhance my craft, and I'm genuinely interested in hearing any suggestions you might have! :3

Please enjoy!

Sincerely,
OFFSHOREPOET365All Rights Reserved

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*No one messes with fire and goes unburnt.* "Twenty four hours is my most generous offer to you." He says with no trace of pity in his tone. Her eyes widen, "But that's unfair." "Unfair is demolishing the house on you while you're still inside and believe me that's what I'm going to do if you don't get lost in twenty-four hours." She scoffs"You're unbelievable." "Being unbelievable is what has brought me here today." He agrees with a nod. "And being an idiot is what will take you to where you will be tomorrow, cause you might be a billionaire, but you sure are an idiotic one." Cainan Inferno is a self-made billionaire and since he worked for everything he has, he doesn't do well with insult from people, especially those that are not his class. So what happens when poor Neriah Gomez cross the line with Cainan and calls him an idiotic billionaire before his staff? Will he do to her like he has done to the rest or will the cold-hearted monster choose to let it go?

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Not What I Expected by Ank1983

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THE EYES | TOM KAULITZ by mechanicallbride

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No one messes with fire and goes unburnt. "Twenty four hours is my most generous offer to you." He says with no trace of pity in his tone. Her eyes widen, "But that's unfair." "Unfair is demolishing the house on you while you're still inside and believe me that's what I'm going to do if you don't get lost in twenty-four hours." She scoffs"You're unbelievable." "Being unbelievable is what has brought me here today." He agrees with a nod. "And being an idiot is what will take you to where you will be tomorrow, cause you might be a billionaire, but you sure are an idiotic one." Cainan Inferno is a self-made billionaire and since he worked for everything he has, he doesn't do well with insult from people, especially those that are not his class. So what happens when poor Neriah Gomez cross the line with Cainan and calls him an idiotic billionaire before his staff? Will he do to her like he has done to the rest or will the cold-hearted monster choose to let it go?