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I don't know where this ends, but I think I'll keep going

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For fans of Jason Pargin AKA David Wong, Jack Townsend, and that weird kid who talks shit which no one listens to but won't stop talking about online while hating on him. The world has sunk lower than a stripper ant who can pick up crumbs bent over backwards. No one wants to be President so they are picked by lottery. The winner always is a loser usually assassinated the first week in office. Ned, a failed gambler and POTUS 1,000,000 decides  to beat the odds by implanting a detonator in his chest which will trigger a nuclear apocalypse when his heart stops ticking. He gives everyone a choice: you can either enter his virtual town of Nedville where you can blissfully live out your days  doing nothing or you can spend the rest of your life empty the bedpans of Nedville's citizens. Now Ed is on life support! It's up to Randy, the G.O.A.T.I.E (Greatest of All Time In Everything) and his on/off again girlfriend, Alias, uber superstar of the band, Trinity, to enter Nedville and defuse the situation. The only problem is, they hate each other. Includes original lyrics you are invited to set to music (seriously, I'm an old dude who can't play an instrument either. Taylor Swift, make yourself useful!)All Rights Reserved

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The Losers Club by PatrickkStumph

Mikey Way, Nichole Row, Awsten Knight, Ryan Ross, and the infamous Pete Wentz. The fabulous five. The rulers of highschool hallways. The untouchable ones. Mikey Way, one of the most popular kids at school, he could ruin your high school career, he's the class president, and his dad is the principal, rumor has it the voting was rigged so he could win like his older brother. Nichole Row, she's Mikey's step sister, she's the baby and she definitely acts like one. She's gets what she wants, always wearing the most expensive clothing on the market and drives a Porsche. She's the one the spread that rumor about Hayley Williams, the one that made her mute. You'll know the one. She hangs on her brother like a clingy girlfriend. Awsten Knight, the school slut, he sleeps with anyone. He also sells all sorts of drugs, things you never even heard before, he's dirty, but nobody would ever say that to his face, because he's actually put someone in the hospital. He and Nichole love to spread rumors about people. Ryan Ross, he's captain of the hockey team and a hot head, there was a rumour going around that he slept with Dan Keyes his Sophomore year, but that rumor quickly died, and if he hears that you repeated that rumor in the hallway. You best believe he'll be waiting for you after class. He'd rather kill himself then admit he likes men, pretty men like Awsten Knight. Pete Wentz, he's the son of the mayor and the boyfriend-ish of Nichole Row, they sleep around but in the end, belong to each other. Rumor has it that he's had his way with many highschool girls, varying between all ages. When parents went to sue, the charges were dropped every time. He will hurt you in more ways you could handle and nobody has crossed him and made it out alive. You understand now?

MANIPULATED Book B (Sequel to Tempted) by CorruptedN1ghtmare

IF YOU HAVE NOT READ "AREN'T YOU TEMPTED", PLEASE DO SO. AS THIS WILL MAKE ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE TO YOU WHATSOEVER. You decided to: let him go. Welcome back reader. So... You have decided to let Anti go. Interesting... Dont worry, if you want to change your mind after reading the description, you can. But as soon as you start to read the first chapter of any of the two books, your fate has been sealed. Like I said before: choose WISELY. But if you are fully convinced that this is the only way to go, then by all means, go forth on your journey. You let him go. And you start to regret it. You realize that you still love him. But at the same time, you have become very aware of your surroundings, checking your computer for any unnatural signs, looking behind your back as you walk down the street, and lock your bedroom door before you sleep. You feel Anti there watching you. It's quite annoying, but you cant help but get chills every time you think about what Anti said to you. "I not finished with you yet." What does he plan to do to you? Or a better question: what does HE plan to do with you? Turns out you just might be more valuable that you were said to be SAME WARNINGS GO FOR THIS BOOK ⚠️WARNING ⚠️ Contains strong language, blood, violence, ❌possible trigger warnings❌ And not-so-smut (yes its a thing because I invented it. It means there some smut but like nothing actually HAPPENING. At least not in writing...)

Bottoms Up. (DNF high-school au) by GirlinRed29

George's life was perfect up until the age of 17. His father, the person he was closest with, died in a brutal car accident. This left just him and his mother, who couldn't seem to stay sober. They moved to a small town in Florida, basically in the middle of nowhere to start over. Clay, on the other hand, lives a very happy life. He earns a steady allowance from helping his parents on their farm. Everyone at school loves him. He gets good grades. Girls like him. Clay is hiding a dark secret, though. One that could never be exposed to a small town like this. Clay likes men. The only people that know are his friend group and parents. How long can he bear to keep this secret for? Started: December 25th, 2023 Ended: January 10th, 2024 #5 in DNF #7 in DNF #11 in dnf TW: Mention of death SA R@pe Drug abuse Alcoholism Homophobia Self harm Suicidal thoughts Violence Bullying Abuse Smut ED

Fiona (Book 1) by TheColoredGirl17

"I'm Pregnant," I told the man who was the closest person I had to a friend in this office. Nathaniel Taylor who thinks I'm a talented creator here at the company. He's kind, supportive, and loved by everyone in the company. So when telling him this news I hope this doesn't get too ugly. He finally looks up from his files. His blue eyes were warm and inviting, rising from his seat he comes around to hug me tightly. "Congratulations. Are you here to discuss maternal leave or something? Why are you coming up to me with this?" Okay, I'm confused, "Umm sir... the child is yours." He backs up in shock. Stuffing his hands in his pockets he avoids eye contact. "The kid isn't mine. We haven't slept together. Believe me, I would've remembered. I don't forget women I've slept with." He simply puts going back to his desk, sitting down and filing through papers. Mortified I go to turn around to be stopped by his following words. "You must've slept with my twin brother Seth. And this isn't to scare you but... We buried his 4th wife last week."

Rewind Park by KraigC

"I've been living an illusion. And I don't mean that in the usual soap-opera-y way most people do when they say something as dramatic as 'I've been living an illusion.' I haven't discovered my lover's been cheating on me, or that my Dad secretly works for the FBI, or that my school is full of vampires, or anything stupid like that... I really mean it. I've been living in some real-life "Twilight Zone" bullshit. And I don't know how long I've been here- maybe my entire life. Everything I do. Everywhere I go. Everyone I talk to... All of it's suspect. All of it's part of some grand illusion. Even my girlfriend acts like she's in on it. And that sucks, because I really like my girlfriend." -Eugene X __________________________________________________________________________________ Follow struggling musician Eugene X as he descends down the most unlikely of rabbit-holes in the often-surprising "REWIND PARK." (Thanks for reading! I appreciate all comments and stars!)

Sweet Poison by EnchantingWords

What happens when you accidentally clash with the scariest thing in your life? A killer? No. A zombie? Think again. A vampire? Worst. Michael Myers? Pft, you wish. London Peters is the type of girl to get along with everybody, well almost. There is a certain group of people that she steers clear of. Why, is she afraid? On the contrary, they should watch out for her. She's not the 'beware' type but you do not want to get on her bad side. Is she in love with one of them? Not in a million years. Who are we even talking about? Oh yeah, The Venomous Six. The Venomous Six is a group of the school's bad boys. The guys hate them but secretly admire them. The girls die for their attention. All but one, London Peters. Hate is too weak a word to describe her dislike to this elite group of guys. Unbeknownst to them she knows their dirty little secret. Why does she avoid them? Besides her hatred she does not want to be lured into their trap like all the other girls. Oh, did I forget to mention they are the six hottest guys in school. She is certain she will never fall for one of them that would be her nightmare come to life. London thinks she's stayed under the radar but what she doesn't know is that The Venomous Six know about her. I mean how could you not know the only girl that does not fawn over them. To her disgrace, Aiden, the leader, is very much attracted to her. What happens when fate puts these two together? Can London ignore the fire that Aiden seems to ignite? After all he is one tempting poisoned apple. Will she have a taste of this Sweet Poison?

Dₒwₙ ₜₕₑ ᵣₐbbᵢₜ ₕₒₗₑ: ₜWₛₜ by IdiasCumRag

"𝔗𝔞𝔨𝔢 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔱𝔦𝔪𝔢, ℜ𝔞𝔟𝔟𝔦𝔱. 𝔚𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔡𝔫'𝔱 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔱 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔱𝔬 𝔤𝔢𝔱 𝔩𝔬𝔰𝔱." 𝓦𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓲𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓲𝓭𝓮𝓪 𝓸𝓯 𝓭𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓱? 𝓘 𝓶𝓮𝓪𝓷 𝓘 𝓫𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓮𝓿𝓮 𝓲𝓽'𝓼 𝓽𝓸 𝓼𝓮𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓮𝓷𝓭 𝓸𝓯 𝓸𝓷𝓮𝓼 𝓵𝓲𝓯𝓮 𝓫𝓾𝓽...𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓭𝓸𝓮𝓼 𝓲𝓽 𝓽𝓻𝓾𝓵𝔂 𝓶𝓮𝓪𝓷? • Lost in time, a young rabbit falls too deep down a rabbit hole and ends up in a world of chaos. will this rabbit show it's true colors or will it manage to deceive every soul in this hell? [Twst x reader / Violent themes / gore / 'Stolen' from my friend, AcidSugar21 / Dead dove: this is a joke, its not dead dove / Sexual themes / themes of discrimination / Themes of death.]

I Found the Babies by MinnieMeenyMinyMoe

Highest #1 - #babies #1 - #motherlove Terrence didn't waste a moment in pressing me up against the kitchen counter. "When..." He growled in my ear, "When we will be getting married, I will be your only king, do you get my point? Only one queen, no misters or mistresses. Just me, just you, and yeah, our babies." I shivered. ************************* Alyssa Reynolds found herself in a situation, while returning home from work, and she had three choices: 1. Simply walk away and forget that you ever heard the sound of wailing infants. 2. Call the police and inform them about the innocent wails. 3. Follow the sounds of the wails and take the matter in your hands, deciding what to do later. Being a kindhearted soul and a sucker for babies, she found herself choosing the third option, finding the two little lives. Two little lives that changed her whole life, her love life included. Her life now revolved around the babies as diapers, vomit and shit seemed to surround her. Just when she thought that now it's just her and the babies, her whole world flipped over and she found herself living under the same roof as the egotistical, obnoxious and hot-as-hell Terence Powers, the business tycoon who was not going to let the woman fend off for herself and the babies alone.

IT & ST Imagines & Preferences by armiehammerbykesha

i wrote this when i was 13 so i'm sorry for how bad it is but a lot of people seem to enjoy it so i'm leaving it up, just know i am self aware x

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The Losers Club

Mikey Way, Nichole Row, Awsten Knight, Ryan Ross, and the infamous Pete Wentz. The fabulous five. The rulers of highschool hallways. The untouchable ones. Mikey Way, one of the most popular kids at school, he could ruin your high school career, he's the class president, and his dad is the principal, rumor has it the voting was rigged so he could win like his older brother. Nichole Row, she's Mikey's step sister, she's the baby and she definitely acts like one. She's gets what she wants, always wearing the most expensive clothing on the market and drives a Porsche. She's the one the spread that rumor about Hayley Williams, the one that made her mute. You'll know the one. She hangs on her brother like a clingy girlfriend. Awsten Knight, the school slut, he sleeps with anyone. He also sells all sorts of drugs, things you never even heard before, he's dirty, but nobody would ever say that to his face, because he's actually put someone in the hospital. He and Nichole love to spread rumors about people. Ryan Ross, he's captain of the hockey team and a hot head, there was a rumour going around that he slept with Dan Keyes his Sophomore year, but that rumor quickly died, and if he hears that you repeated that rumor in the hallway. You best believe he'll be waiting for you after class. He'd rather kill himself then admit he likes men, pretty men like Awsten Knight. Pete Wentz, he's the son of the mayor and the boyfriend-ish of Nichole Row, they sleep around but in the end, belong to each other. Rumor has it that he's had his way with many highschool girls, varying between all ages. When parents went to sue, the charges were dropped every time. He will hurt you in more ways you could handle and nobody has crossed him and made it out alive. You understand now?