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Abysmal Octogenarians

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Time 2h 39m

action adventure comedy comedy-drama corruption dark darkhumor dystopian elderly government holidayread ocean older retirement spystory suspense thriller wattys2024

In a dystopian society where the government disposes of its elderly in undersea retirement homes, retired ex-secret agent Leonard discovers the chilling truth behind the disappearances. Armed with his sharp wit and unparalleled cunning, Leonard sets out to unravel a sinister conspiracy, expose the corruption, and rescue those doomed to a watery grave. Dive into a thrilling, laugh-out-loud adventure as Leonard takes on the system, proving that age is just a number and heroism knows no bounds. Get ready for a comedy thriller that will have you hooked from the first splash!All Rights Reserved

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