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Abysmal Octogenarians

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Reads 265
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Parts 38
Time 2h 39m

action adventure comedy comedy-drama corruption dark darkhumor dystopian elderly government holidayread ocean older retirement spystory suspense thriller wattys2024

In a dystopian society where the government disposes of its elderly in undersea retirement homes, retired ex-secret agent Leonard discovers the chilling truth behind the disappearances. Armed with his sharp wit and unparalleled cunning, Leonard sets out to unravel a sinister conspiracy, expose the corruption, and rescue those doomed to a watery grave. Dive into a thrilling, laugh-out-loud adventure as Leonard takes on the system, proving that age is just a number and heroism knows no bounds. Get ready for a comedy thriller that will have you hooked from the first splash!All Rights Reserved

action adventure comedy comedy-drama corruption dark darkhumor dystopian elderly government holidayread ocean older retirement spystory suspense thriller wattys2024

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Contraindication by literaturelexi

[WATTYS 2022 SHORTLIST] "Hello again, Pizza Boy?" I glanced up at him with a smile. The blood was rushing out my head but it didn't bother me. "Are you back to make another attempt on my life?" "Shut up," he fumbled, absolutely petrified. "I-I hate you!" I laughed as we were both red in the face; one more sticky then the other, "Aww, I hate you too." My hands held my non-beating chest. "It's mutual trust me. But I guess you really want your Xbox back huh?" -- 17 year-old Evelyn Gates has a quiet yet witty personality. She usually stays in the background and is mediocre at literally everything... just ask anyone. She enjoys the smell of pizza and watching Guy Fieri stuff his face with food in her free time. Oh, and there's one more thing... she's immortal. That's right, Evelyn can't die, and she doesn't know why. Her body just magically puts itself back together again after tragic incidents. She calls it a curse, but the one other person who knows about it calls it a miracle. It's not until her pizza order turns deadly and her mom's boyfriend changes his outlook on life, when Evelyn finds out that there might be some more people involved with her immortality; people who are puppeteering her life and will stop at nothing but to destroy her. - Featured on: @TeenFiction 'FunnyBones' reading list: October 6th, 2021 @StoriesUndiscovered 'The Power of Laughter' reading list: June 1st -30th, 2021 -- Since mock websites are becoming more common, unfortunately, I have to give the disclaimer that this story is only being published on Wattpad. If you see it anywhere else let me know so I can warn my followers and also be aware that it could make your device vulnerable to malware. --- Started: August 18th 2020 Completed: April 12th 2021

Diana's Foresters by kullman

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Crimson Ashes by Isha_101727

In Crimson Ashes, Maria Cipher, scarred by tragedy and consumed by vengeance, leads the CodeRed team-a deadly force bound by fragile trust. As whispers of betrayal and shadows of the past rise, Maria unravels a web of lies that could shatter her team. With love, loyalty, and survival at stake, the line between savior and destroyer blurs. In the ashes of their world, who will rise-and who will burn? ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Note- please check the trigger warning list before reading this book. Thank you! Note- The plot, the characters and the story line are mine.

Agent 97: A Hero Is Made by FamousFrench23

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Tandem by LaurenSergi

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Contraindication cover

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Contraindication

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