A Very Dursley Lockdown

The year 2020 was an eventful year. The most important event, naturally, was the 40th birthday of one Dudley Dursley. As Dudley celebrates that most special of days, he reflects on a similar year of lockdown (1997/8). In the present, Dudley and his wife try to keep their kids occupied, their bills paid, and their small businesses going. In the past, we see Dedalus Diggle and Hestia Jones try to fight back against the new regime, while Dudley and his parents tackle challenges of their own. Expect self-absorbed, unrepentant Dursleys and stressed-out wizards. Will they all survive the Dark Lord's terrible return, or will they kill each other first? Cross-posted on fanfiction.net