HALAL JOKES

HALAL JOKES

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Ongoing<5 mins

Last published Sun, May 12, 2024

funny halal halaljokes humor islam

"What do you call a bee that's happy?" "Habibi." 🐝 🥲 credits go to whoever made these that I found on pinterest

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