Draco and Hermione have kept their relationship a secret up until now, wanting to keep it just for them. When Theo suggests a double date with his mystery boyfriend, Draco thinks it's a great idea. It's not like Theo would be dating anyone he had history with. A double reveal of secret relationships with a healthy side order of ridiculousness. None of the characters are mine, they all belong to Rowling. No profit is being made from this, it's just for fun! Trans rights are human rights, fuck terfs!