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The Brown Slime

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Inspired by social media anecdotes about how wild the schools in the USA have become, get ready for one humorous and lightly satirical exploration of a truly over-the-top solution to the epidemic of bad behavior!

The latest buzz at James Madison High School is this mysterious new punishment. Apparently, it's supposed to be the best possible solution to the crisis in the schools - yet, its true nature remains a secret...

Galena, a third year student, is best known for her striking resemblance to a certain famous pop singer. She's a bright girl, albeit one with an unfortunate tendency to sometimes say the wrong thing at the wrong time. Will this good-natured blonde get a taste of the dreaded 'brown slime' before the day is through? Or will her wits and her luck be enough to help her steer clear of it?All Rights Reserved

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"TEENAGE MISTAKE" by Min_junjun

"You are just a TEENAGE MISTAKE in my life" "I'm nothing more than a teen age mistake to you?" "YES" ---------------- Teacher x student btw This story is completely mine and i didn't copy anyone. I'm warning YOU It's weird so don't dare to bark in my story about "why It's weird?" blah blah blah If wanna make something Related to my story let me know and mention my name and story 🎀

Brown Slime Stories by PoopCulture

Many people are saying that in the 21st century, the schools are out of control. Students don't face any real consequences for bad behavior, and things are getting worse and worse. However, one particular state in the USA has innovated a new form of discipline that's painless, safe and surprisingly effective. These are the stories of its victims. These are the Brown Slime Stories... (content warning: mild profane language)

Poop Fiction by PoopCulture

You've heard how bad things are in American high schools nowadays. Here's a story about one state that decided to do something about the problem... Do you agree with the creators of this new disciplinary system, who claim it is a reasonable, pain-free deterrent to classroom disruptions? Or do you agree with the conspiracy theorists who think there's probably some kind of hidden agenda behind it all? Make up your mind as you follow Andy, a seventeen-year-old introvert on his journey through the first day of the new policy. You might just relate to his struggles to make a genuine romantic connection with one of the girls in his class in the midst of all the chaos!

Awkward by cherryblossompark

- a featured story on wattpad @sport - a featured story on wattpad @generalfiction School has an odd way of making you hate it yet love the people you meet. I hate both. I've been the new boy at my school for nearly five months. Since my family's life of poverty was flipped on its head I've seen my entire world open up; it's like I was living in a cave. This time last year, I was 'too poor to have a Valentine'. This time this year, I just don't have the guts. Seriously, "Valentine's Day is the root of human anxiety." ~ Albert Einstein. (Don't look it up. I'm telling you what 'the government' doesn't want you to know.) But school has an odd way of giving you the perfect friends, a perfect love life and perfectly supporting your dreams to be a pro football player like your older brother. That, or it crushes you. It just crushes you. Your dreams? Crushed. Your friends? Meh. Your love life? Nonexistent (but as soon as it exists, CRUSHED). But we don't know what will happen for sure, right? I'm Roman Turner, but you can call me "the cool man". Gosh, I know I'll cringe at this later. ----------- - a featured story on wattpad @sport - a romance winner at the multi awards - a story told through two points of view • Romance/Sport/Slice of Life | Roman • Prose/Mystery/Psychological | Danielle • BOOK ONE: LIVING. • (EST.) 3390 words/part. • Cover artist - Sage Hieran. WARNING: If you are reading this story on a website other than Wattpad, you are currently very likely to be at risk of a MALWARE ATTACK on your device. To read this story in its original, safe, form, safely visit it here: https://www.wattpad.com/story/256322737 DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fiction; names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either a product of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual people, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

Cold Eyes by koni0lolli

Her world had never been soft. She'd learned too quickly that people could love you one day and rip the ground out from under you the next. So she built herself out of armor: cool smirks, careless words, the lie that she didn't care. She convinced everyone around her that she was untouchable, that she didn't need anyone to stay. That way, if they left, it wouldn't matter. But the truth was, she longed for the chaos. She trusted it more than stability, because at least chaos was honest. At least when something was toxic, when it was tension-filled and dangerous, you knew exactly where you stood- you knew it could hurt you. What unsettled her more was the idea of something pure, something kind, because that was where betrayal liked to hide. He's cold. She's reckless. And somewhere between jealousy, secrets, and a Halloween Party that changes everything Athena learns that sometimes the scariest thing isn't being hated. It's being wanted. *** Writing for my bestfriend!

Bully stepbrother by shesdreamingiamshe

BOOK 1 in the Drowning/Bully Standalone Series. WARNING: This book contains intense bullying, explicit scenes, triggering language, violence, and psychological content. I told Caden to cancel his stupid party. He told me, with that infuriating smirk, "Why? Planning to be my snack tonight?" Caden has made my life hell for four years, ever since our parents got married. He's gorgeous, arrogant, and the kind of boy Stanford girls trip over themselves for. Me? I'm the only one who sees right through him. He's a blatant bully, the devil who turned me into a surreptitious one. And now we're stuck sharing the same off-campus apartment for our entire freshman year. Living together means new rules, no boundaries... and a tension I never expected. The closer we get, the harder it becomes to remember why we ever hated each other in the first place- and nothing threatens our pride more than that. *** Step into an adventure of passion, forgiveness, and second chances. This is Caden and Madison's story.

His Sweet Lies by cottoncandii

Her brows furrowed. "You look like you have something specific you wanna ask me." The tips of Liam's ears turned red at Emma's very accurate observation. "I, uh... I usually just bullshit my way through projects, so I have no idea what the hell I'm doing." The corners of Emma's lips formed a small smile. Liam arched his brow. "What are you smiling at?" Her smile widened. "Nothing." Ever since Emma started going to Silver Creek High, she's been bullied over her discolored eyes. It all started when a boy brought attention to her in biology class one day, laughing at her and calling her a "freak" while the rest of the class laughed along with him. She never looked at him or saw his face; she just ran out of the room crying. She was now an outcast labeled as a freak and she wanted nothing more than to just disappear. She felt she had no purpose in life. Until her sophomore year when she fell in love with Liam, the guy every girl wanted; the guy every dude wanted to be. He had stolen her heart and she now wanted nothing more than to be with him. Unfortunately, Liam seemed to want nothing to do with Emma. He seemed to be straight up avoiding her. They never interacted for 3 whole years. That is, until now in their senior year, when they get paired up for a school project. The two must put their differences aside and try to work as a team. But as they spend more time together, feelings grow deeper, and secrets start to rise to the surface. Warning: Contains mature language, sex, and topics of bullying, sexual assault/harassment, self-harm, and suicide

The Good Boy And The Bad Girl by eatsleepswimrepeat_

He towered over me. His green eyes gazed at me and for a moment I was captivated by them. I cleared my throat. "I need your help to become a good girl" He laughed, his soft melodic laugh filling my ears. How does someone make a laugh sound sexy? "I'm sorry what?" "I need your help to become a good girl" I repeated. ×× Lana McAllister, the bad girl of the school has one task. To be a good girl. Sure it can be simple right? Get good grades, do homework, dress appropriately and no parties. But for Lana this is essentially hard. So she seeks help from someone that's willing to help. Luke West. He has good looks, sits at the front of the class, gets good grades and attends no parties. No one said this was gonna be easy. Especially if you're falling for the wrong guy.. ×× Cover by: Eatsleepswimrepeat_ Started updating: 24/9/17 Finished updating: 15/8/18 Highest rank: #84 teen fiction 29/7/18

Wreck me, Tavian(On Hold) by GreenieJ_

Rated 18+ To-Do List Survive college Attend all classes (well... most of them) Read, read, and read some more Eat like calories don't exist Make real friends-the good kind Get through the semester without breaking down Rules from Parents No parties. No staying out late. And if she must have a boyfriend, he has to be good, calm, respectful and definitely from a good family. Absolutely no bad boys. Oops. One of those rules is about to break!! It's just her fifth day at college. She's walking through the hallway, minding her business. Then she sees him. Tall. Too handsome. Messy brown hair that looks carelessly perfect. A lollipop tattoo on his neck, bold, strange, and somehow hot in the weirdest way. His face? Almost bored, like nothing in the world could impress him. And his lips.. pink? Red? Whatever. They look like sin. He doesn't even look real. He looks like temptation. Funny. She used to roll her eyes at love at first sight. Called it unreal and cringe. Guess the joke's on her. ____ Meet Nyssa Emberly. Nineteen years old, a freshman at Quenrose University in the U.S. Born into wealth, raised with rules. Calm, introverted and always buried in a book. She's not naïve. Not rebellious. She's just Nyssa. A girl about to enter the dangerous orbit of a boy like no other. He's dangerous, mysterious and off-limits. She knew exactly what he was and still stepped right into his world. If he lets her in... Will she find out just how wild, wicked and irresistible danger can be? Originally written by me: Greenie J

Secrets of a School Girl (teacher/student love story) by PoisonGirl

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"TEENAGE MISTAKE"

"You are just a TEENAGE MISTAKE in my life" "I'm nothing more than a teen age mistake to you?" "YES" ---------------- Teacher x student btw This story is completely mine and i didn't copy anyone. I'm warning YOU It's weird so don't dare to bark in my story about "why It's weird?" blah blah blah If wanna make something Related to my story let me know and mention my name and story 🎀