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The Brown Slime

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Parts 41
Time 5h 50m

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Inspired by social media anecdotes about how wild the schools in the USA have become, get ready for one humorous and lightly satirical exploration of a truly over-the-top solution to the epidemic of bad behavior!

The latest buzz at James Madison High School is this mysterious new punishment. Apparently, it's supposed to be the best possible solution to the crisis in the schools - yet, its true nature remains a secret...

Galena, a third year student, is best known for her striking resemblance to a certain famous pop singer. She's a bright girl, albeit one with an unfortunate tendency to sometimes say the wrong thing at the wrong time. Will this good-natured blonde get a taste of the dreaded 'brown slime' before the day is through? Or will her wits and her luck be enough to help her steer clear of it?All Rights Reserved

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