The Bad Talker
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In this erratic space adventure comedy, a species of being have lived amongst the stars since the dawn of time-the narrators-and their one duty is to narrate every single event that takes place in the world. Young teen narrator Daveed Ateinbaro Jr. is forced to take up the profession of narrating, but things don't go exactly as planned.
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