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The Atrocious Bard and The Little Princeling | Golden Guard X Reader

Reads 100,947
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Parts 89
Time 55h 48m

Reads 100,947
Votes 4,314
Parts 89
Time 55h 48m

"YOU'RE CRAZY!"

"I'm hilarious."

What happens when two insufferable children in different spectrums in the chaos and order chart meet together? One having an unhealthy obsession with glitter bombing people, and the other having uncle issues. Would they fight? Try to kill each other? Suddenly fall in love and hold hands? Who knows, that's why you have to read it. 

THIS IS NOT FOR THE WEAK. It's for the freaks;)All Rights Reserved

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