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The Extraterrestrial Matchmakers

ShockTrooperCorps

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Reads 191
Votes 31
Parts 7
Time 59m

ShockTrooperCorps

Jonathan Hendrix is your typical high-school nerd. Very creative, loves military history, and has a massive Lego Star Wars and army men collection. He's smart, detailed, and organized.
  
  However, he's also insecure due to his skinny frame and his status as a 'nice guy' in the hierarchy of high school social norms.
  
  All of that changes one day.
  
  While our fearless nerd is celebrating surviving another day of high school, the spaceships of the Hoo-Meerian Matchmaking Empire appear in Earth's skies. Massive blue teleportation beams are fired from their warships, separating the young from the old into Matchvilles, and Jonathan is put next to Helen Grant. Who is this fair maiden? Well, his crush!
  
  Will Jonathan be able to adapt and survive being in such close proximity to the girl he admires? More importantly, will he able to rise up and find a way to free his planet from the cringey rom-com-style tyranny of the Hoo-Meerians?
  
  Find out in my first ever ORIGINAL sci-fi comedy novel! 
  Copyright: ShockTrooperCorps 2024All Rights Reserved

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