Bad Romance // kyman
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Last published Wed, May 15, 2024
"they will hate us!" -Kyle Broflovski
"I don't care." -Eric Cartman
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Cartman and Kyle had a secret relationship for many years, faking to hate eachother.
Between love and hate they will survive everyone and everything, just listening to their heart.
Kyle was the one who wanted their relationship to be a secret, which Cartman was dared to agree with.
They will find out that love can be a good feeling and start to cultivate their love.
How they will handle to keep it a secret? find it out reading this story!
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