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Band of Troubles

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Reads 209
Votes 57
Parts 31
Time 6h 15m

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Frustrating party members? Annoying employers? Monster attacks? Whatever, I'll bullshit my way through and survive no matter what!

Join Zeke, a half-elf bard, on his first day as an adventurer! Spectate the struggles of a bard dealing with his headache-inducing party members and misfortunes. Can a glib tongue solve everything in this world? Well, let's just roll the dice and find out!

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(This is a story inspired by a D&D oneshot campaign that I played with my friends)All Rights Reserved

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Zensuon: Crystal Age cover

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The Beginning- Breath Of War cover

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