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Thus Sayeth the Coyote

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Rambling ruminations, words of wisdom and awesome alliteration from your favorite coyote.  An experiment, not so much a story as a stream of consciousness focused on human folly.     Please enjoy the silly similes and playful, philosophical, political, provocative, purposeful, and pensive prose, pontifications, parables, philippics and polemics.  As with Schrodinger's cat, everything is uncertain until you take a peek.   Spoiler, the cat is alive.  What happens to the rest of us is the uncertainty.All Rights Reserved

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