SWEET JERK
Elysian_Quillborne
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  • Parts 1
  • Time 23m
Elysian_Quillborne
Ongoing, First published May 17, 2024
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They were never two hearts, 
Just halves of one. 
The moment his blue eyes met her brown, 
They found their way back home.
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