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Re:Zero - Natsuki Subaru Dicks Around

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Reads 2,282
Votes 63
Parts 8
Time 1h 55m

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After the tumultuous events Subaru faced in the Vollachian empire, Subaru finds himself in desperate need of rest and to find something that will be fun for him. 

Fortunately (or unfortunately) Satella, the ever so intelligent witch, decides that a good way to provide the man she loves a way of rest is to have him be sent temporarily to a similar world, alongside with the other men Satella loves. 

Wait, other men?

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All hell broke loose

"Who the fuck are you!?"

"No?! Who the fuck are you, why do you look like me?!"

"Am I still alive?"

"Everyone! Let's just all relax and talk this out, okay?"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Oi, witch, fuck kind of dream did you send me to now?"

"『Natsuki Subaru』?"

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Brothers Beauty 💜 by TaesimKim

"P-please S-subaru st-op it-aaahhhh" She begged as tears rolled down her cheeks. He looked at her angrily and punched the wall behind her as she looked at him scared. "You know at first I thought you would be different from the other girls I've met but no. It was my biggest mistake of my life to think you are different when you are just same like THEM!!" He shouted angrily as she whimpered. He outstretched his hand to grab her when she gasped and backed away. "So that's how it is how. Then be it." He said glaring at her and quickly grabbed her as she screamed. "S-Subaru.....PLEASE DON'T TOUCH ME PLEASE.....I am scared...." She said struggling as hot tears roll down her cheeks but whimpered as he tightened his grip. He pushed her into his room as she fell down on floor. She broke down sobbing but her eyes widen to see him locking the door. "N-no..S-subaru....p-please...I be-ahhhhhh.." She screamed as he picked her up and pushed her on bed. He glared at her and layed beside her as she looked at him scared. "You thought I will let you off this easily. No. Think again. This night I will not forget in my life and you will also not be able to erase it. I promise you this." He said as her eyes widen. "N-no..S-subaru..mmmphh." She sobbed closing her eyes tightly as he kissed her forcefully.

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"P-please S-subaru st-op it-aaahhhh" She begged as tears rolled down her cheeks. He looked at her angrily and punched the wall behind her as she looked at him scared. "You know at first I thought you would be different from the other girls I've met but no. It was my biggest mistake of my life to think you are different when you are just same like THEM!!" He shouted angrily as she whimpered. He outstretched his hand to grab her when she gasped and backed away. "So that's how it is how. Then be it." He said glaring at her and quickly grabbed her as she screamed. "S-Subaru.....PLEASE DON'T TOUCH ME PLEASE.....I am scared...." She said struggling as hot tears roll down her cheeks but whimpered as he tightened his grip. He pushed her into his room as she fell down on floor. She broke down sobbing but her eyes widen to see him locking the door. "N-no..S-subaru....p-please...I be-ahhhhhh.." She screamed as he picked her up and pushed her on bed. He glared at her and layed beside her as she looked at him scared. "You thought I will let you off this easily. No. Think again. This night I will not forget in my life and you will also not be able to erase it. I promise you this." He said as her eyes widen. "N-no..S-subaru..mmmphh." She sobbed closing her eyes tightly as he kissed her forcefully.